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Saturday January 11, 2025



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. You can learn a lot about a girl by ignoring her text messages.
  2. Didn’t have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
  3. The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
  4. Sports commentators need to stop saying penetrate
  5. if the shoe fits wear it , if it too tight take it off
  6. That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! - no one ever
  7. You know what bothers me? When people assume you`re homeless cause you`re asleep on the street and your pants are gone..
  8. At this age, I drive everything like I stole it because sometimes I forget which car is mine.
  9. Marriage. The world`s oldest form of identity theft.
  10. Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
  11. I just heard "Eye of the Tiger" and now I`m motivated to conquer the world. Or at least get out of my pajamas.
  12. If turning alcohol into bad decisions ever becomes an Olympic event, I`m bringin` home the Gold! USA! USA!
  13. I just did some calculations and I`ve been able to determine that you`re full of sh!t.
  14. Good friends do not let you do stupid things….. alone :)