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1. Anyone else see the irony in Disney World?.. You know, the fact that it`s a giant human trap, ...set by a mouse.
   
2. Why do people with bad breath always have to tell me secrets?
   
3. It`s called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I`d of sent a bloody letter
   
4. I`m afraid to hug fat girls....what if they`re hungry?
   
5. I was just chatting with my cat about how being lonely can make a person crazy.
   
6. I can come up with plenty of ways to do nothing.
   
7. Of course morning sex is better. You haven`t spent the day annoying the crap out of each other yet.
   
8. I`m at my most likable before you get to know me.
   
9. Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?
   
10. If I can`t convince you, I will sure as hell confuse you.
    
11. If you can´t convince them, confuse them.
    
12. Does anyone else wonder why naked and baked, 2 words that go together SO well, don`t rhyme?? ...I mean, who comes up with these words anyway? lol
    
13. Sometimes the problem with reality is the lack of background music.
    
14. "Have you ever wondered if the $1 bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper butt? - You`re wondering now!!!"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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