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1. I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
   
2. Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
   
3. I won`t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
   
4. Girls must buy $500 purses just to impress other girls. No guy has ever said "Bro, she was ugly...but that purse...
   
5. Damn…I’m having an out of money experience.
   
6. When my wife picks a restaraunt that I don’t like, I just say “oh yeah, that’s where that really cute girl works”. Problem solved.
   
7. I only like clicky pens when I am the clicker.
   
8. So this guy pointing a gun to my face was like: Your money or your life! and I was like: I`m on Facebook, I don`t have money or a life.
   
9. During a test..people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
   
10. I go from "Hard to get" to "Hard to get rid of" in 6 beers flat.
    
11. I am upping my standards.. so up yours!
    
12. Taken names of employees from various stores and calling in sick for them, just to make it feel like I have a job. . .
    
13. I`d divorce my wife but I never want to see her that happy!
    
14. Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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