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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. When people said they sleep like a baby, it`s because they do not have one.
  2. I am so confused. My boss just said "keep up the good work" and I have no recollection of doing any such work.
  3. Today is the day I go back to the gym. Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies.
  4. "I don`t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others` lives sounds fun!" - How I got out of jury duty
  5. I was on way home this morning when I seen an AA van pulled in and the driver was crying his eyes out. I thought to myself that guy is heading for a breakdown.
  6. It`s just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name...
  7. Good to know that if they ever release a lion in Walmart you only have to run faster than the fat lady with the zebra print pants on.
  8. I honestly don’t care if you think I’m crazy. You’re just a figment of my imagination anyway.
  9. Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn`t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It`s causing quite a stir...
  10. How many decades of knowing someone before it`s rude to ask what their name is?
  11. A piñata is NOT a good idea for a Halloween costume.
  12. What are the words I`m looking for? Oh yeah...Eat sh!t and die.
  13. I don’t need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes.
  14. Best part of living alone...clothing optional ;)




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