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1. Sorry that offended you, I really didn’t think you’d get it.
   
2. According to Tetley the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag so i slap her arse and shout "cup ot tea fatty"
   
3. I broke up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today.......i felt like that bitch was seeing someone else.
   
4. We could learn a lot from our dogs.... If you can`t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away
   
5. I wish pillsbury would think of another way to open biscuits without giving you a heart attack ;)
   
6. Highschool Reunion? What for ? I`m on Facebook. I already know who got fat.
   
7. Futons are the most disappointing Transformers ever.
   
8. When I say “Nevermind.” I really mean you should’ve listened the first time.
   
9. Sometimes I just open up the cabinet and let the Tupperware hit me in the face on purpose.
   
10. Shout-out to nature for not giving wings to snakes
    
11. Fashion is what you call hideous clothes that are really expensive
    
12. Pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.
    
13. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects. Good times.
    
14. How I sing it: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G,....H, I, J, K, A LEMON OH PEE!....Q, R, S....T, U, V....W, X....Y, and Z."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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