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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. For Valentine`s Day my wife wanted to.... well, you know. It started with her handcuffing me to the bed. And for three solid hours she watched whatever she wanted on television
  2. A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
  3. Netflix doesn’t care if u showered or not
  4. MAN LAW 101: No man should ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
  5. I wish you could Google anything. Like, "Where is my phone?" and it would be like, "It`s under the couch, dumba$$."
  6. R2-D2 from Star Wars, still holds the record for most curse words in a movie.
  7. Until they get this spell-check problem with the iPhone fixed, it would be best not to text your wife and tell her she is looking fit.
  8. You know you`re non-domesticated when the only reason you finally transfer the dishes from the sink to the dishwasher is so you can gain access to the garbage disposal.
  9. Well it’s time to go from sitting on my office chair, to sitting in traffic, to sitting on my couch. I’m very skilled at sitting.
  10. Frankly auto correct,I`m getting tired of your shirt.
  11. Guys, if you buy ANY woman clothing, & you don’t get her a size S with a gift receipt, you’re an a$$hole.
  12. thinks it would be great if we really burped bubbles when we were drunk .. just like in cartoons.
  13. The greatest fear is NOT fear itself. It’s dropping your phone in a port-a-potty!
  14. I noticed you’re not yourself today. I really like it.




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