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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Still haven`t taken down the Christmas tree. Screw it. We now have a Super Bowl tree.
  2. Alway be nice to anyone that has full access to your toothbrush.
  3. People like you remind me how lucky I am that my cell phone provider has a block option! Just sayin.
  4. I`m not the type of person you should put on speaker phone
  5. The awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and cannot figure out which one the music is coming from.
  6. R2-D2 from Star Wars, still holds the record for most curse words in a movie.
  7. Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
  8. Chess says everything about men and women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
  9. Why is it the less money someone makes the better they are at reproducing?
  10. Life is just like a p@nis: Simple, relaxed and hanging freely, It`s the women who make it hard.
  11. She texted me: "your adorable." I replied: "no, YOU`RE adorable." Now she likes me, but all I did was point out her typo.
  12. Heck, I can tell which people are really judgmental just by looking at them.
  13. I`m not feeling myself today..... Perhaps I should feel someone else.
  14. So apparently airport security doesn`t like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane.




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