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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Just drank a `coffee to go` while sitting. Screw the system!
  2. I want my next girl to be crazy but more "Lets have sex in public" crazy rather than "I throw hot coffee in your face" crazy.
  3. I am not acting childish and you`re just a big doody-head.
  4. I`m not saying not to trust the Internet, but there is an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I`ve won and the number of iPads I own.
  5. I should be cleaning and disinfecting the toilet bowl today cause I have a feeling I`ll be hunched over hugging it later tonight.
  6. I`m not sure it`s possible to fill a moving truck these days without the word "Tetris" being brought into the conversation.
  7. Wait, there`s a "wrong hole"?
  8. Life is far too short to remove the USB safely.
  9. I fell asleep at the wheel smh, time to turn Mario Kart off and go to bed.
  10. You’ve never truly lived until someone has posted a sign because of something you’ve done.
  11. I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and then six months later you have to do it all over again.
  12. I bet heroin addicts can open a Capri sun on the first try.
  13. On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
  14. When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.




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