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Saturday January 11, 2025



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  1. What do you call a woman with big breasts who doesn`t make sandwiches? A compromise.
  2. I hope this guy at the urinal next to me can see that I`m checking Facebook and not taking pictures.
  3. That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can`t figure out which one the music is coming from. FML
  4. My Chinese waiter put my food down in front of another white guy who looked nothing like me. I get it now.............Wait, That`s not my waiter!
  5. I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart.
  6. Think of me as an idea. A really, really bad idea.
  7. If I pat you on the back, there`s a 99% chance that I`m only using you as a napkin
  8. My son asked what he should say if a bully said to give him his lunch money. I said tell him you left it on his moms nightstand.
  9. Every have one of those moments where you look at yourself in the mirror and think "Damn if I weren`t me, I`d totally hit that."
  10. In an effort to explain marriage to my son I put Dora the Explorer on in Spanish and told him to figure it out or he sleeps on the couch.
  11. Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn`t have to end at work
  12. So who the heck ever buys the middle grade of gasoline?
  13. Sometimes, when I "like" your post, it`s because my touchscreen is too sensitive and I only meant to scroll by your ass. Sometimes. ;)
  14. The Olympians stories are amazing! The Ukrainian whose family was killed, the Korean who escaped slavery, the American who never had wifi.