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1. Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren`t talking?
   
2. I helped my girlfriend with the dinner last night. I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
   
3. Happy President`s day all. Heading out to buy a new mattress.
   
4. Now that I`m on Facebook, I can finally put that English degree I obtained to some use…
   
5. Never realized how out of shape I was until I started sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds.
   
6. My workout plan really only consists of me wandering around in parking lots because I forgot where I parked...
   
7. You know you`re getting old when cops make you feel safe instead of nervous.
   
8. I`m great in bed" ~ breakfast
   
9. Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me.
   
10. Story of my life : 1. i wake up .... 2. i go to school.... 3. i see a girl .... 4. i run to her and kiss her.... Actually, the right order is 2,3,4,1 ..
    
11. The thinner the eyebrow, the crazier the woman.
    
12. I need to find a job where I am paid solely on how awesome I am.
    
13. I pretend my bruises are sex bruises instead of I tripped over my cat while trying a new dance move bruises.
    
14. People be like: "Awe baby you make me so happy." But the second you break up they be like, "finally happy."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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