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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. that awkard moment when someone`s laugh is actually funnier than the joke
  2. Today is different because after you lie to someone, you tell them you were lying.
  3. If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die.
  4. I just found handcuffs, a whip and a mask in my girlfriend’s bedroom. I can’t believe she’s a super hero.
  5. Mary, mary quit contrary, watched their garden thrive. The cops found seed of a very odd weed; Now they`s doing three to five.
  6. Some day I wanna be "change my oil every 3000 miles" rich!
  7. If kindness really kills, you`ll always be completely safe around me.
  8. If you ever come over unannounced, it`ll take me at least three minutes to answer the door because there is no way I was already wearing pants.
  9. Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: `last warning, you have a week to get the money together.`
  10. Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I`d like to read a medication bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness."
  11. If you have just started playing flappy bird I would like to warn you there is nothing up ahead but more dangling pipes and disappointment
  12. I don’t think I get enough credit for doing everything I do while being unmedicated.
  13. You`re never too old to ride in a radio flyer wagon but apparently you can be too fat.
  14. I usually spend my Mondays texting apologies but I`ve had an alcohol free weekend now I have nothing to do.




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