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1. "Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
   
2. The first guy who bought pants had to go to the store without pants on, that`s just science.
   
3. There’s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
   
4. The difference between cars and whales is that whales can swim and cars can`t.
   
5. When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits. Go for a drive. Go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
   
6. You never hear skinny people saying, "I`m just small boned."
   
7. Guuuyyyysssss, never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.... Its not worth it.....
   
8. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has been canceled. In other news, my faith in humanity has been restored.
   
9. I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.
   
10. Never underestimate a woman’s ability to make anything your fault.
    
11. I always carry a jellyfish in case I need to pee on someone.
    
12. If steroids are illegal for athletes shouldn`t photoshop be illegal for models?
    
13. Relationship Tip for men: When a woman says, "Correct me if I`m wrong but...."Don`t do it!! It`s a trap!! DO NOT, I repeat, do not correct that woman!!!
    
14. Common sense has become so rare it should be classified as a superpower.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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