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1. I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille....
   
2. How do blind people know when to stop wiping their asses
   
3. My kids refuses to play with the Ouija Board anymore because every time we play, it spells out CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
   
4. I suspect the ancient Greeks would be horrified that we refer to `laying on a couch all weekend watching a TV series` as a "marathon"…
   
5. I cant afford a Snuggie so I just wear my robe backwards...
   
6. People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter.
   
7. Ironically the only way I`d watch the 50 Shades of Grey movie is if you tied me to a chair and forced me to.
   
8. Why non-smokers don`t take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me
   
9. People think that a girl`s dream is to find her perfect guy & be with him forever... That`s Crap! A girl`s dream is to eat without getting fat.
   
10. Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
    
11. Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
    
12. Life…it’s just an “F” in lie.
    
13. Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
    
14. There`s a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You`d better f*cking be there.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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