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1. I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down.
   
2. I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds.
   
3. You think you are too small to make a difference? then you have never spent a single night with a mosquito.
   
4. I hide from people too, so I get it bigfoot, I get it.
   
5. Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings...
   
6. To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.
   
7. Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today, or flash them your boobs...... Strangers love boobs!
   
8. When nobody`s home, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house.
   
9. Man I wanna throw a book at someones face and be like "I Facebooked you!"
   
10. I wish I was important enough for my nudes to get leaked.
    
11. Best thing to do when you`re stuck in a group text is to to throw your phone in the street and start a new life and maybe get some chipotle
    
12. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
    
13. My mom told me to follow my dreams. So I took a nap.
    
14. I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people know where my tolerance level is at.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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