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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. I just passed the local college and saw 3 very fit young ladies with very tight yoga pants walking to class...I have never been so motivated to return to college.
  2. I`m glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It`s really come in handy this parallelogram season.
  3. HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they`re transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise.
  4. I totally tricked this woman into sleeping with me. All I had to do was put a ring on her finger and live with her for the rest of my life.
  5. It only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby. Does that not blow your mind. Like at least there should be some flour or something.
  6. Given the places I`ve had my tongue, no we cannot "just be friends".
  7. The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
  8. She was rare, like an onion ring in french fries
  9. I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb.
  10. I know some of you would find it hard to believe, but I don`t say everything that pops into my head. I don`t think the average person could handle it.
  11. If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there’s some millionaire walking around who invented the Pool Noodle.
  12. Guys communicate by insulting each other, but don’t really mean it. Girls communicate by complimenting each other, but don’t really mean it.
  13. GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
  14. Driving a Dodge doesn`t automatically make you a defensive driver.




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