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1. Stop bitchin about the frigid winter snow. There are kids in Africa who don`t even HAVE weather!
   
2. I can`t wait to get one of those self-driving cars to watch my wife argue with it.
   
3. Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
   
4. Men are like cheap dishes - easily broken & completely replaceable!
   
5. My New Year`s resolution is to stop pointing my car alarm remote at my apartment front door expecting to unlock it
   
6. * feels winds of change * realizes it`s just a hole in my shorts
   
7. Life`s tough. It`s tougher if you`re stupid...
   
8. If anyone is looking for an unlicensed helicopter pilot give me a call. . .
   
9. If Santa doesn`t bring me something good I`m going to pee in his lap like I did when I was eight.
   
10. If money can’t buy happiness explain pizza.
    
11. When I see something funny on the internet, I don’t usually laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual.
    
12. If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
    
13. Driving isn’t even in the top 5 things I’m thinking about when I’m driving.
    
14. I’m off for a quiet beer. Followed by fourteen noisy ones.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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