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1. When people ask me what I did over the weekend, I always squint and respond “Why, what did you hear?”
   
2. If you raise your children, you spoil your grandkids. If you spoil your children, you raise your grandkids.
   
3. Girls don`t dress for boys, they dress for themselves... If girls dressed for boys, they`d just walk around naked all the time.
   
4. I thought I wanted to get married again. Then I laughed and remembered why I shouldn`t think.
   
5. Decisions decisions ... Guess I`ll drink on it.
   
6. Me: "I want to travel more." Bank account: "Like, to the park?"
   
7. My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future.
   
8. Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world ... to get back from a woman
   
9. I`m undecided about which pants to wear today...Smarty of Fancy?
   
10. If I were to give up Sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication.
    
11. When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you`ve been doing since you were 15.
    
12. Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
    
13. Those days where you don`t take anyone`s sh!t ... Yeah, today is one of those days.
    
14. Single Awareness Day ..... it`s a S.A.D. day
    
    
    
    
    
    

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