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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. My driver`s side window stopped working,,,, So yeah,, I`m probably gonna starve to death..
  2. It only takes a second to show someone how you really feel about them... the cops call it indecent exposure, but whatever
  3. Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into.
  4. I`ve been hiding from exercise. I`m in the fitness protection program.
  5. Bending over ... preparing to do my taxes.
  6. It`s weird how after they couldn`t put Humpty Dumpty back together the King`s men were like "Let`s give the horses a shot at it"
  7. I think the golden rule for men should be, don’t say anything to a woman at work that you wouldn’t want another man to say to you in prison.
  8. U still drunk from last night or did u get a new buzz going this morning.
  9. Just bought two donuts without sprinkles...Diets are hard!
  10. My leadership experience is pretty much limited to those three consecutive days in first grade when I was line leader.
  11. When I die, I want a cellphone in my coffin...just in case
  12. Fun Fact: You can win all arguments with your man by putting on yoga pants and walking away.
  13. Somewhere the inventor of yoga pants is near death from all the high fives and non-stop free tequila shots he gets.
  14. When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”... but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot"




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