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1. The awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are bouncing …. and you’re a guy.
   
2. The toughest part of a job interview is finding the exact right moment to go in for the kiss.
   
3. A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.
   
4. "Everybody freeze!" -December
   
5. Sometimes putting on pants is the hardest part of my day.
   
6. The wife finally agreed to anal sex... Does anyone know what a strap-on is?
   
7. Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in digust, but deep down inside they want some.
   
8. I think I need to lose some weight. I tried to sit up earlier and ended up rocking myself to sleep
   
9. Wear black: all the non-conformists are doing it.
   
10. Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else
    
11. Hopefully because of social networking, I`ve tarnished my reputation enough for anybody to ever place me in a role of great responsibility.
    
12. I just got an email telling me how I can have fuller, firmer breasts. I can`t wait to show them to my wife!!
    
13. WARNING: Every single thing I post from here on in, is alcohol induced.
    
14. I just don`t think a partridge in a pear tree would make a great gift
    
    
    
    
    
    

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