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1. For Valentine`s Day my wife wanted to.... well, you know. It started with her handcuffing me to the bed. And for three solid hours she watched whatever she wanted on television
   
2. Netflix is raising rates again? Man, whoever`s password I`m using has got to be pissed!
   
3. How ignorant do I have to be before I start experiencing bliss?
   
4. I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.
   
5. When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard. My second thought is virgin wizard.
   
6. Please don’t take anything I say personal or too seriously. I’m just an idiot with internet access.
   
7. I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their sh!t.
   
8. This day is going downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids!
   
9. Scared some Jehovah`s Witnesses today by going to the door completely naked. I`m not sure what scared them more, me being totally naked or the fact that I knew where they lived.
   
10. Facebook should allow people to be in a relationship with food. That would be my relationship for eternity.
    
11. Due to an unforeseen error during last night`s love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today
    
12. The trick is not let anyone know how really weird you are until it’s too late to back out.
    
13. Sarcasm: because beating the sh!t out of people is illegal.
    
14. The early bird needs a punch in the throat.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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