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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. I think the cats are hording all the single women out there...
  2. Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, "dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I`m just a sh!thead."
  3. the kids next door challenged me to a water fight. I`m just updating my status while the kettle boils
  4. Things I didn`t learn in high school... how to pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank goodness I can graph a polynomial function.
  5. Checking the time on your phone twice because you were`nt paying attention the first time
  6. Women are like squirrels, very cute from a distance but will fight like hell when you try to pick them up and get them in your car.
  7. "I wish people would start doing ice bucket challenges again" - said no one ever!
  8. I ran into a dwarfs car this morning and he come up to me and said "I`m not happy!" And I said we`ll which one are you then
  9. I only use elevators for one thing. Surprise group hugs
  10. Swiss army knives are only like 8% knife.
  11. Can I tell you how terribly grateful I am that no one had cell phones, iPads or digital cameras when I had to squaredance in P.E.
  12. You can either be right, or you can be the husband.
  13. Struggling to get your wife`s attention?.....just sit down and look comfortable.
  14. My girlfriend is about to do this ice water bucket challenge. She don`t know yet though she`s still in bed




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