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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. I never know the proper etiquette with the pizza delivery guy. Do I kiss him before or after paying him?
  2. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then go find somebody whose life gave them vodka and throw a party.
  3. At any given time, my wallet is worth more than it’s contents.
  4. Thank goodness I`m loud and obnoxious all the time, so my family can`t blame it on the alcohol.
  5. Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at me for...please be patient.
  6. I`m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out I`ll pop open the red and drink that.
  7. You know that 200-foot high expansion bridge you drove over today? Just remember that it was built by the lowest bidder.
  8. The only difference between sex and breakfast is sometimes I don`t want breakfast.
  9. Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn’t mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest.
  10. Does this 50 pound bag of cat food make me look single?
  11. If he uses an iPhone 5 in Taken 3 he`s going to be spending half the movie charging it.
  12. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like CRAP ... until you have something someone else needs
  13. If you emphasize the ‘po’ in police they’re probably already after you.
  14. The problem with drinking with people from work is they`re the ones I bitch about when I`m drunk.




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