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1. I`ve had like 10 red bulls, so of course I`m vacuuming the front yard.
   
2. My boss hates "yes" men and I have to agree with him.
   
3. No officer, my speech isn`t slurred. I`m just talking in cursive.
   
4. Golf, except there`s no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink.
   
5. What can I do today that is only going to happen once in a blue moon?
   
6. I love it when the person’s laugh is funnier than the actual joke.
   
7. Wish I turned into a wolf every month instead of getting my period
   
8. You know you`re poor when you sneak into Sam`s Club with some random family just to eat samples for lunch. Yay... Christmas
   
9. Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn`t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It`s causing quite a stir...
   
10. My wife is a sex object. Every time I want to have sex, she’ll object.
    
11. Ladies first. Because it might be dangerous.
    
12. If the zombie apocalypse happened in Vegas…would it “stay in Vegas”?
    
13. Sometimes all you need is a hug or someone to tell you everything will be ok, or some rough sex or whatever....
    
14. You know it’s a really good bar when there’s a couple outside breaking up.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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