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1. If the human race has a "signature move," its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing.
   
2. Bad Morning: As I sit on the throne remembering I used all the toilet paper last night for Halloween pranks.
   
3. Are you reading this from a toilet? I’m writing this from one.
   
4. Ahhhh, bad credit…the best identity theft protection.
   
5. Damn…I’m having an out of money experience.
   
6. How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11
   
7. If someone`s mean to you, just lean in and whisper "I`m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world" to them & get that monstrosity stuck in their head.
   
8. In grade school it’s called bullying but when you get older it’s referred to as upper level management.
   
9. "Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They`ve got nothing to lose." -Robin Williams
   
10. One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I am going to bed. Good Night :D
    
11. Just think how cold and snowy it would be WITHOUT global warming!
    
12. It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that`s just for the alcohol.
    
13. If you don’t like my sense of humor please tell me… so I can laugh at you!
    
14. A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM
    
    
    
    
    
    

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