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1. Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor`s yard to cut it down is an art.
   
2. There’s nothing wrong with enjoying free samples at the grocery store. Just make sure they’re samples. And free. And it’s a grocery store.
   
3. Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!
   
4. I consider anything that doesn`t fit in the dishwasher to be for one time use.
   
5. Don`t ``Wine and dine`` me ... ``Champagne`` me ... step it up a notch
   
6. Forecast for tonight: Dark.
   
7. It`s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
   
8. Go ahead caller 9!!
   
9. I solve all my problems by creating three new ones as distractions.
   
10. It doesn`t matter if you don`t like my personality... I have several more!
    
11. I dream of a day when a mysterious hand will pop out of the screen and b!tch-slap you silly each time you post a boring or stupid status.
    
12. Today I recently discovered how to make my p@nis 12"...I just fold that b!tch in half.
    
13. My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. She`s now passed out on the kitchen floor. I don`t negotiate with terrorists!!
    
14. Despite its name, Gatorade is pretty much fatal to alligators. I’m not allowed to volunteer at the zoo anymore.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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