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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. I wish I could feel as happy as an adult, as I felt as a kid when the teacher wheeled in the TV during class
  2. "F@ck It" has gotten me through a lot of situations.
  3. It`s so hard to find obedient minions
  4. Its that time of year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last year.
  5. "Let`s give the bad guy a ponytail." - 80s movies
  6. Junk food would be a lot easier to avoid if it actually tasted like junk.
  7. If you can`t remember my name, just say `donuts`.... I`ll turn around and look.
  8. I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito.
  9. I suspects that whoever named that Icelandic volcano (Eyjafjallajokull) must have fallen asleep on their keyboard while thinking it up.
  10. I`ve had enough of my neighbours blasting their music from their backyard. I`m not annoyed cause it`s so loud, i`m annoyed cause they`re Korean & they`ve still yet to play Gangnam Style!
  11. I fell asleep with infomercials playing on the TV.... I woke up with a strange desire to do P90X with a Shake Weight while in my Snuggie
  12. I wouldn`t mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren`t coming from my wife.
  13. My favorite thing to say to old people is, "When I was your age I didn`t believe in reincarnation either".
  14. My New Year`s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.




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