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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. My girlfriend called me up and said "Come on over to my place. No one`s home!" I went over. No one was home.
  2. I have thought a lot about it and I am thrilled to announce that I have decided to never die.
  3. I mixed coffee with Red Bull today..I got half way to work when I realized I forgot my car!
  4. I hate it when I mentally undress a woman and my OCD kicks in and I start folding her clothes.
  5. “Was that lightning?” “No no…. they’re taking pictures for Google Earth..”
  6. The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what`s inside.
  7. I hate it when Hippos fall on me when walking home from school... :D
  8. Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I’ve done in my entire life.
  9. To whoever has my voodoo doll, scratch between my butt cheeks....I`m in public.
  10. Whatever doesn’t kill me makes me all like, “Whoa! That was close!”
  11. My illusion of having the Force is crushed the minute the remote is slightly out of reach.
  12. I don’t think I get enough credit for doing everything I do while being unmedicated.
  13. You never really know if you`re over someone until you`re in the car and they`re in the crosswalk.
  14. If I was just learning English and you told me a sport called BOXING takes place in a SQUARE area called a RING, I`d probably give up.




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