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1. Is it just me or when you turn off the computer by holding down the power button, it feels like I’m choking it to death.
   
2. Have some fun with your life...call in sick to places you dont even work at.
   
3. It`s so hard to find obedient minions
   
4. A walk of shame is always sad. Don`t make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.
   
5. I am the bestest at the English language...
   
6. Fellas.....the girl on the flyer is never at the club
   
7. Whenever I`m sad, you`re there. Whenever I`m having problems, you`re always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you`re always there. Lets face it. You`re bad luck.
   
8. I do my best proofreading after I hit `send`.
   
9. If Starbucks delivered, I would be a morning person.
   
10. If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport
    
11. Why do I even have unlimited texting?
    
12. One man’s potato is another man’s vodka.
    
13. Some days I just wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
    
14. I felt really mischievous earlier so I bought a McDonalds and ate it at a KFC
    
    
    
    
    
    

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