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1. If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
   
2. One man`s sarcastic answer, is another man`s stupid question
   
3. If there’s one piece of advice I can give you it’s to marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they wont eat all of yours.
   
4. My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
   
5. Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a friend.
   
6. My workout plan really only consists of me wandering around in parking lots because I forgot where I parked...
   
7. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
   
8. Billion dollar idea: A phone that charges using body fat!
   
9. As it turns out, I’m not an afternoon person either.
   
10. Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women.
    
11. Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?
    
12. My life is loosely based on a true story.
    
13. Why isn`t cat food made from birds, mice and squirrels??
    
14. Not only am I a master of suspense, but I
    
    
    
    
    
    

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