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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Huge spoiler here ... Did you know Dave is actually NOT the real father of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.
  2. My bed has no frame and sits directly on the floor because under-bed monsters are just one less thing I have to worry about now.
  3. Doctor: How is your headache? Me: She is fine.
  4. Santa must be the bravest man around. Who else would let a bunch of deer pull them around in a sleigh during hunting season?
  5. The key to any successful marriage is separate TVs.
  6. I don`t see the point of sex if the neighbours don`t hear it.
  7. I really need to clean the house, but I`m thinking it`d be a lot faster to burn it down and start from scratch...
  8. likes beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate major events such as the my birthday or the fact that that it`s Monday.
  9. I`ve just woken up, and it appears that Earth is temporarily safe from harm & currently doesn`t need my assistance, so I`m going back to bed.
  10. Happy Fat Tuesday! Join me again tomorrow on I`m still fat Wednesday
  11. The more I drink the better my Idea`s seem to get.
  12. I saw Tom Hanks and asked for his autograph. He abbreviated it, and it just said "Thanks"
  13. Few people have the balls to admit when they`re wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
  14. People ask me why I don`t have tattoos. Seriously, would you put a bumper sticker on a Lambourghini?




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