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1. I’m going to start wearing a whistle around my neck, so I can call penalties on people who piss me off.
   
2. I don’t want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.
   
3. Missed Connection: You were standing at the RedBox. I was in my car self pleasuring. I accidentally honked like 8 times.
   
4. I`ll take "who the f*ck would know that" for $600, Alex.
   
5. RUN? I thought you said Rum. I quit.
   
6. Just hung a picture. I nailed it.
   
7. Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not an egg timer?
   
8. Didn`t win the lotto again ... send prayers.
   
9. This goes out to the person who thought of the idea to put stickers on each and every piece of fruit. "Nobody like`s your idea"
   
10. I`ve always wondered why they don`t have a pregnant Barbie doll? Turns out Ken comes in a different box...
    
11. I’m not surprised you’re having problems I had a bad experience with your reality once too.
    
12. If your father is poor, Its your fate, but if your father-in-law is poor, then its your fault!
    
13. I was voted `Most Paranoid` by my classmates at school. Although they never admitted it.
    
14. I don`t need a New Years Resolution, I`m already awesome!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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