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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with `Go away.`
  2. My dad said if I don`t get of facebook in 3 seconds he would jab my face into the keyboahajsirksjapquebxm
  3. The length of your "About me" section on Facebook is directly proportional to how annoying you are in real life.
  4. Go through a fast food drive thru. When they repeat your order back to you, say "And can I get that to go?" and enjoy the confused silence.
  5. We had a power outage last week and my PC, TV and games console shut down immediately, so I had to talk to my family for a few hours. They seem like nice people.
  6. You should see the sh!t I don`t post.
  7. People – the most gentle, loving, kind, sympathetic, peaceful and caring creatures in the world. Especially when they need something from you.
  8. "I`m not drunk" - Biggest Friday Night Lie.
  9. Why do I get the feeling that a lot of adults nowadays who ask kids "What do you want to be when you grow up?" are just trying to come up with some ideas?
  10. If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut.
  11. You don`t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
  12. Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you`re donating blood...
  13. You chicks spend a lot of money on makeup to look pretty. Save your cash, buy him Alcohol.
  14. Trying to master the art of eating a powdered donut without looking like I just left Charlie Sheen`s house.




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