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1. Don`t let the door hit you on the way out ... Hell, who am I kidding, I hope it hits you and knocks you down the f*cking stairs.
   
2. I`m not sure why they gave all these other people cars.
   
3. I like people. I just don`t want them talking to me. Or breathing near me. Or making me look up from my phone.
   
4. I smoked weed once and realized spoons are just little bowls on sticks
   
5. My son just accused me of making stuff up. I wouldn`t mind but I don`t even have any children!
   
6. Roses are red, violets are blue. god made me pretty,what happened to you?
   
7. If you`re a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
   
8. A communist joke isn`t funny unless everyone gets it.
   
9. Alcohol doesn’t make you fat… it makes you Lean… on tables, chairs & random ugly people.
   
10. It doesn`t matter if you don`t like my personality... I have several more!
    
11. If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders.
    
12. Walmart does not have a dildo section. But it`s always fun to ask their employees if they do.
    
13. My Kid: Can we go to a haunted house this year? Me: What`s wrong with the one we live in? My Kid: WHAT?! Me: Goodnight, son.
    
14. Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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