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1. Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza
   
2. What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
   
3. I missed that one episode of The Walking Dead where they show us how the zombies keep everyone`s lawns so freshly mowed.
   
4. Pro tip: when you`re watching a show like "my five wives" with your wife, don`t suggest potential additional wives.
   
5. Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
   
6. Facebook should win an Emmy for Best Daytime Dramas.
   
7. You can tell a lot from a woman by her hands. For instance, if they`re placed around your throat she`s probably slightly upset.
   
8. According to my neighbor`s rooster, it`s 5am now. Also according to my neighbor`s rooster, we`re having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow.
   
9. Speed bumps can turn into speed ramps depending on who`s car I`m borrowing.
   
10. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can`t flick your friends out the car window
    
11. No one understands you better than some crazy weirdos on the internet.
    
12. "User Friendly" is just another way of saying stupid.......
    
13. I hope this coffee gives me the energy to look busy all day.
    
14. Somewhere, right now.. One of my Facebook friends is already drunk!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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