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1. Have you hugged you bartender today.
   
2. You don`t get to complain about life until you move out of your parent`s house.
   
3. great day! laundry done, dishes and house cleaned.... who am I kidding? been drinking since 9 am!!
   
4. I typed bitch into my GPS and guess what? I`m in your drive way. Vroom, vroom mother f*%ker.
   
5. There is no better indication of how drunk you are than how loudly you declare that you`re not.
   
6. I`m curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle when they`re taking it out of their cars too?
   
7. Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman.
   
8. I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer.
   
9. Please no one tell me what happens on the NFL today; I`m still on Season 8.
   
10. Bitch, you`re just like monday, nobody likes you -_-
    
11. Well, well, well. Guess who the grocery store clerk asked to come back soon?
    
12. Merry Christmas week! The time when it’s totally fine to put Peppermint Schnapps in your coffee every morning!
    
13. Sometimes all you need is a hug or someone to tell you everything will be ok, or some rough sex or whatever....
    
14. Now that there is no FBI director we can finally make copies of VHS tapes
    
    
    
    
    
    

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