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1. Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a row boat ... and taking the tartar sauce with you.
   
2. Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
   
3. I can`t believe it`s been a year since I didn`t become a better person....
   
4. If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never aging is wearing the same clothes every day.
   
5. Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent.
   
6. The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won’t do as she is told
   
7. Three guys walk into a bar. Two ended up with a concussion, the other needed 4 stitches.
   
8. U still drunk from last night or did u get a new buzz going this morning.
   
9. I know karate, jujitsu, judo, taekwondo and 28 other dangerous words. Still wanna` mess with me?
   
10. I may be crazy but I say if you can`t talk to yourself, who can you talk to.
    
11. As I got older my six-pack turn into a keg.
    
12. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
    
13. When we married, she treated me like a God. As time went by, the letters got reversed
    
14. Keep your friends close and your unattractive enemies closer so you look better by comparison in pictures.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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