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1. Winter needs to calm the f*ck down
   
2. Girls love shoes… so if she throws one at you, you know she’s really pissed off.
   
3. Dear Friday, I`m ready !!!
   
4. Is it too early for extra nog in my egg?
   
5. You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you.
   
6. Give a fish something for once for f*cks sake
   
7. Don`t talk to me until I`ve had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two glasses of wine.
   
8. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you have tits. Simple as that
   
9. Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
   
10. Why don`t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
    
11. When a girl says "no," a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
    
12. thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
    
13. I know you shouldn`t text and drive but I`ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
    
14. The only people without problems are in the cemetery.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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