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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve opened the refrigerator and thought, What am I doing inside the refrigerator?
  2. Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn`t had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes.
  3. OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog.
  4. I’m an only child, and I’m still not the favorite.
  5. The sole purpose of a child`s middle name, is so he can tell when he`s really in trouble.
  6. Someone just told me to "Have a good morning". What about the rest of my day mother f*cker?
  7. “Shh.. Do you hear that?” “What? I heard nothing.” “Exactly, it’s the sound of no one caring.”
  8. If “dress for the job you want” were true, there would be a lot more people wearing capes.
  9. Why is the jolly Green giant so damn jolly
  10. I hate when people try to make small talk on the elevator. "How`s it going?", "How about the weather?", "Where are your pants?".
  11. It feels like one of them days..... ya know? When you wanna fart and blame the other person for it!
  12. Just so you know, when you repeat what you just said I won`t be listening then either.
  13. Do you women realize how silly you all look with your clothes on?
  14. Filling out a job application. Under "Military Experience" I put that I once went commando for 4 days in a row.




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