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1. Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a row boat ... and taking the tartar sauce with you.
   
2. I have found that the best work from home occupation is a bartender
   
3. When a woman says "what?" its not because she didn`t hear you. She`s giving you a chance to change what you just said.
   
4. Have I posted my Alzheimers joke yet?
   
5. My doctor said I`m healthy enough for sexual activity ... I`m just not attractive enough.
   
6. Does eating a gas station hot dog counts as a suicide attempt.
   
7. A boob job sounds like the best job in the world.
   
8. You`re the reason why I believe in condoms.
   
9. Funny word combinations :Clearly misunderstood, Exact estimate, Small crowd, Act naturally, Found missing, Fully empty and above all ... Happily Married
   
10. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
    
11. You never know how little self control you have until they put chips and salsa in front of you at a Mexican restaurant.
    
12. When a guy says "I`m Fine" what he is really trying to say is that he is fine.
    
13. "Can`t touch this." ... "Can`t touch this." ... "Can`t touch this."--MC Hammer giving a Museum tour
    
14. I`d explain it to you again but I`m fresh out of crayons and puppets
    
    
    
    
    
    

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