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1. To all the waiters out there: we don`t get impressed when you try to memorize our orders, we just get nervous.
   
2. If you cry loudly enough at a Walmart everyone will just assume you work there.
   
3. I think the spork would have caught on better if they called it "a forkin` spoon!"
   
4. If you speak too slowly, I will complete all your sentences in my mind in ways that makes your story much more interesting
   
5. I pretend I don`t care but deep down I really still don`t care.
   
6. Looking back at old text messages and Facebook messages and being like "What the hell was I thinking when I said that."
   
7. For every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction.
   
8. I burn bridges to keep those crazy bastards from following me.
   
9. It turns out that 3 is the amount of times you can suck on your dentist`s finger before she stops believing that you`re doing it accidentally.
   
10. Girls are a lot like oceans, beautiful and deep, but once a month, it`s shark week.
    
11. Things could be worse ... sex could be fattening
    
12. My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves.
    
13. My room isn`t messy. I just prefer to have my favorite items on display.
    
14. Just spent a week building a time machine. That’s seven days of my life I’m going to get back.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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