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1. I hate situations where I have to acknowledge the people I had been successfully ignoring.
   
2. one of the Olsen twins got married earlier today! when the fiance was asked "which one???" he replied "who cares???"
   
3. When you are on a first date and she says to you: “I want you to treat me like a movie star,” it is vitally important to establish which type of movie.
   
4. Often I convince myself I enjoy the company of other humans. Then I spend time with them and remember I don`t.
   
5. To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me
   
6. Next time a skinny bitch calls herself fat… I’m gonna agree with her.
   
7. I`m changing my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts, and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
   
8. You don`t have to be crazy to work here ... We`ll train you.
   
9. That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
   
10. You’ve never truly lived until someone has posted a sign because of something you’ve done.
    
11. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
    
12. The Ex is bringing my kids back home. Time to strategically place the panties I bought from Victoria`s secret around the house.
    
13. Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
    
14. Things ain`t nobody got time for: That
    
    
    
    
    
    

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