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1. Kids....because who doesn`t enjoy a fun game of "What the hell is that smell and whose room is it coming from?"
   
2. Make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you’re doing it.
   
3. Caller ID should be more detailed~ "Wants Help Moving" "Going to Whine" "Will Ask to Borrow Money"
   
4. I beat my chess opponent in less than five moves with the chair I was sitting on!
   
5. My weekends are basically just spent splitting a bloomin` onion with my bros at Outback Steakhouse while trying to figure out why girls don`t like us.
   
6. I`m at my neighbor`s house having a delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home.
   
7. llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
   
8. It`s just adorable how the Liquor Store cashier always wishes me a good week as if I won`t be back tomorrow.
   
9. The Four Seasons, by Facebook: Spring: LOOK FLOWERS! Summer: LOOK AT MY DASHBOARD TEMP! Fall: LOOK LEAVES! Winter: MORE DASHBOARD PICS!
   
10. By thigh gap you mean the distance between the KFC and my mouth right.
    
11. Was that lightning? ... No, they`re taking pictures for Google Earth.
    
12. When your boss says "You need help", he never means a hitman.
    
13. You say hangover. I say out of booze.
    
14. I am not lazy, I`m on power saving mode
    
    
    
    
    
    

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