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1. How is it possible that we have one hand that can do everything while the other hand is all, “I can’t even hold a pencil”?
   
2. The cashier at the dollar store told me to have a good day. Like my purchase of shelf liner suggested any other plan.
   
3. Keep the dream alive......... Hit the snooze button.
   
4. Logging in to Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you`re not hungry.
   
5. lol I rotfl
   
6. If you go shopping at Walmart and no one stares at you as you walk by, you`re one of them.
   
7. For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids.
   
8. You don`t have to be crazy to work here ... We`ll train you.
   
9. Hey Guys! I havent seen you since last year!(;
   
10. If you can´t read this, you´re illiterate.
    
11. My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside.
    
12. I noticed tonight that I was the hottest cashier at the self checkout line.
    
13. No matter how fast you run, the serial killer always walks faster.
    
14. To avoid conversations at work, always walk with purpose and a toilet plunger.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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