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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Meanwhile, Somewhere farther down on your timeline, your aunt just posted the "Footprints" poem on your wall again.
  2. Tip: When you’re not famous, people don’t let you pay for things with an autographed napkin.
  3. I`m starting to think mosquitoes just land on our faces not to suck blood but to see how stupid we look when we slap ourselves.
  4. If people say you`re acting "really weird," take it as a compliment that you usually only act semi-weird and now you`re totally nailin` it.
  5. If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
  6. Let me just flip this here omelette.... aaaaaand I`m having scrambled eggs
  7. I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P
  8. I`m all for change as long as it doesn`t directly affect my routine.
  9. Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for most of you.
  10. Some people want a perfect relationship. I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
  11. If I haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you… don’t worry, it’ll happen.
  12. is it rude to throw a breath-mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
  13. I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.
  14. Exactly when in American history did Americans stop having British accents?




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