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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. When you called me a b*tch, did you mean it as an insult or a compliment?
  2. I left work in slow motion but it didn’t blow up behind me.
  3. I log off because I`m bord... I log on 5min later because I`m bord
  4. Pro tip: when you`re watching a show like "my five wives" with your wife, don`t suggest potential additional wives.
  5. You call it "Blacking Out" I call it a "Surprise Nap"
  6. I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That`s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
  7. Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
  8. My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities. I said, “That’s great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity.”
  9. Dear God, thank you for all the animals, and plants, and insects, but were spiders really necessary?
  10. China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile but because... Their condoms are made in China.
  11. Parts of my body are turning 50 Shades of Gray
  12. Every family has a plastic bag full of plastic bags.
  13. You should NEVER say and I mean NEVER say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she`s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at the moment.. :|
  14. I have a confession to make... "I want to get back with my ex"...LOL Just Kidding..."I`d rather shit in my hands and clap !"




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