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1. At least mosquitos are attracted to me.
   
2. Black Friday is the second closest thing to a zombie apocalypse except they want sales instead of brains.
   
3. I broke up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today.......i felt like that bitch was seeing someone else.
   
4. Its all fun and games..until you get stuck on a level of candy crush!!!
   
5. Drive-Thru Workers: The longer you make me wait in line, the more change will be used for my payment...
   
6. is easily distracted by shiny objects.
   
7. When I`m in a bathroom stall, please don`t yell "Oh my God oh my God there`s a guy in here!" Respect my privacy.
   
8. Look in the mirror and tell me that God does not have a sense of humor.
   
9. My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.
   
10. Do strippers have nightmares where they are in front of a large crowd with their clothes on?
    
11. This girl is ignoring me like a check engine light.
    
12. I was born at a very early age.
    
13. I`m doing a charity gig tonight for people who struggle to achieve orgasm. Don`t worry if you can`t come
    
14. Do Me: a favor. - Punctuation is important.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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