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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
  2. What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin? (asking for a friend)
  3. I`ve single handedly defeated my erection.
  4. Since I`m getting older I`ve been thinking about my health. Should I work out 2 hrs a day like Jack Lalanne who was 96? Or smoke cigars like George Burns who lived to be 100?
  5. Don`t cry because it`s over. Smile because your fingerprints aren`t in the database.
  6. Behind every great women is a man checking out her a$$
  7. I bet blind people think farts are funnier than deaf people.
  8. Am I the only one who thinks my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair?
  9. Look Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn`t change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.
  10. I love the phrase "boobie trapped" I mean, who doesn`t like to be trapped by boobies????
  11. Office thermostats only have 2 settings: hell fire and hypothermia.
  12. I hate it when I have guests at my house and they ask "Do you have a bathroom?" No, we poop in the yard.
  13. Apparently I misunderstood it when I was told to "expose yourself to other cultures."
  14. Earlier this morning, I was invited to join an XXX Facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really really big shirts.




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