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1. Years ago, my girlfriend said, “It’s me or the beer!” I wonder how she doing…
   
2. When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn`t hire stupid people......
   
3. Thought for the day: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where sh!tty ideas come from!
   
4. Dog Found: Now we are bros, so he`s staying. Don`t call, don`t make it weird.
   
5. People say there are plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish.
   
6. You know what else looks like a ring and has lots of power over people? Donuts.
   
7. whoo hoo...I have new gutters. Please try and keep your mind out of them.
   
8. is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
   
9. Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
   
10. How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?
    
11. My girlfriend told me she wanted me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I`m thinking about getting her a treadmill.
    
12. This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she’s never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.
    
13. The bouncer from my local nightclub calls me Macauley Culkin because I always go home alone.
    
14. I keep seeing all these commercial on TV about working out and getting "ripped" in 90 days.. Give me a bottle of Jack Daniels and I`ll get ripped in 15 minutes
    
    
    
    
    
    

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