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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Sawing a hole in the bottom of a table to steal someone`s cake is way harder than it looks on cartoons.
  2. How did human beings express empathy before the phrase "that sucks" was coined?
  3. You know you’re awesome when you know you’re awesome.
  4. A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it’s sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can’t really touch anything.
  5. Just Failed my Health and Saftey Test.The question was,"What steps would u take,in case of a fire?!"Big f*cking ones"was the wrong answer.
  6. You have got to have worse hand-eye coordination than a lama on crack
  7. A man in front of me at Walmart is buying a pregnancy test. I bet this is the one time in his life he wishes she had sent him for tampons!
  8. If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
  9. The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30.
  10. I always reply to my wife’s texts with :0))) I’m not being friendly, I’m discretely letting the fat bitch know how many chins she has.
  11. Buying an airline ticket is like paying shipping and handling for yourself.
  12. I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow, but I’m going to be too busy sitting on mine.
  13. "Can`t touch this." ... "Can`t touch this." ... "Can`t touch this."--MC Hammer giving a Museum tour
  14. The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain`t good.




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