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1. I don`t mind helping people as long as I`m not slightly inconvenienced.
   
2. Chocolate is a flavor of milk, and milk is a flavor of chocolate.
   
3. I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the stall next to me started smoking. Disgusting . . . I nearly couldn’t finish my sandwich.
   
4. If you never set it, you always have the excuse, "I overslept because the alarm didn`t go off."
   
5. hmm ... I wonder what I´m thinking?
   
6. Ex Girlfriend: Omg! I had a dream about you last night!! Ex Boyfriend: Aww thats so sweet, what happend? Ex Girlfriend: U died :)
   
7. Sometimes I find myself envious of how well Waldo can hide..
   
8. Remember, no matter how bad a day you may be having, no matter how sh!tty a situation you may be in... I`m feeling great. So it`s all good.
   
9. I haven`t been this disappointed since I first saw a real hedgehog and it wasn`t blue.
   
10. I hate it when I see some old person and then realize that we went to school together
    
11. Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends.
    
12. I hate waiting until I`m dead. I want to haunt people now dammit.
    
13. I had this awesome dream last night where Facebook went down and most of you went on a killing spree.
    
14. 5 symptoms of laziness –> 1.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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