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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Next time you think life`s not fair..think of this x large clothes cost $2 more than large so why doesn`t small cost $2 less ? Being fat ....now that`s unfair
  2. If it requires pants, its not happening today.
  3. Relationships are like batteries, they have a positive & a negative side. And you end up whacking your remote instead of changing them.
  4. There is really no way of knowing how many chameleons are in the room right now.
  5. Scientists have discovered that at least 50 percent of fat people’s BMI is made up of excuses...
  6. Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?
  7. Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
  8. Ever talk to someone so stupid you can hear them misspelling words?
  9. "Spring Ahead" this weekend for Daylight Saving Time proves there is a much quicker way than Facebook to lose an hour in your life....
  10. Facebook, the lost and found for people. . .
  11. Car commercials make driving around in empty parking structures look fun and normal and not suspicious or kidnappy.
  12. It’s too bad that it’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
  13. In my defense Your Honor, I thought she had been stung by a jellyfish.
  14. Hello... Modeling Agency? Ya, my selfie just got 34 likes I think I`m ready to go pro!




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