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1. Happiness comes from within. That’s why it feels good to fart.
   
2. When I bang my toe against something, it’s like I pressed a button that plays every curse word I know.
   
3. People who help you find what you are looking for in a liquor store should be called "Spirit Guides."
   
4. Remember that one time the cops pulled you over, then let you go because they had a more interesting call. You are welcome.
   
5. I`m getting really tired of being really tired of stuff.
   
6. It takes balls to be a man.
   
7. My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What`s on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started...
   
8. Sex is like pizza, if you`re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the f*ck you`re doing
   
9. It is possible to stay in your room all day and be perfectly happy.
   
10. I`m currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening. It`s called b*tches and hoes
    
11. We are living in a generation where Vampires are sparkly,Werevolves are gay and Witches wear leather pants.
    
12. You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.
    
13. Apparently showing the pharmacist a picture of my wife was not a good enough reason to get Valium without a prescription.
    
14. It must be exhausting being offended by everything.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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