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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. I look forward to the day that cell phone technology finally catches up with technology in digital watches and they release a model that is water resistant up to 100 meters.
  2. It may look like I’m having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later.
  3. I think its nice my vacuum cleaner has head lights. Just in case I wanna wake up in the middle of the night and clean in the dark, or wake up my dog making him think he’s getting hit by a
  4. This liquid diet crap is a scam. I`ve been drinking beer since last Tuesday and I`m still fat.
  5. The path to inner peace begins with 3 simple words....Not my problem.
  6. I`d love to have a sex change. Preferably from `none` to `absolutely sh!tloads`.
  7. I think...therefore, I am.....single
  8. If you can`t celebrate Valentine`s Day with someone you love, forget about it at a bar that you like...
  9. There are so many scams on the Internet now. Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.
  10. We must STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under!
  11. This coffee would work better if I could throw it at people.
  12. Sometimes, I don`t know how I`m going to get through the day. Then I remember: I have beers waiting for me at home. I can do this for them
  13. Welcome to the obesessive-compulsive hotline... please press 1 repeatedly.
  14. "Love your friends, Not their sisters." & "Love your sisters, Not their friends." -By Mummy...




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