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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. My daughter just explained to me that these dinner postings were not real invites. I have to apologize to all my friends out there for showing up last week.
  2. I`m now fit to make my regular annual resolution. The accomplishment is the problem
  3. Tire rotation? Nice try, mechanic! I rotated my tires like a thousand times on the drive over here.
  4. My house isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display.
  5. The sight of naked cleavage reduces a man`s ability to reason by 50% ... Per boob.
  6. If life gives you lemons make grape juice than lay back and watch people wondering how you did it;)
  7. Relationship status: If I slam on my brakes really hard... The seatbelt hugs me back.
  8. I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me Limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking?
  9. I like to follow random families around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all their photos.
  10. I give great marriage advice if you want to be divorced.
  11. At what point will this meal make me happy, Ronald?
  12. Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn`t make the cut.
  13. Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of sh!t going on?
  14. Masturbating in front of your partner in the hope that she’ll join does not always work. And people on the bus stare at you.




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