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1. is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself.
   
2. Just once I would like to read a warning label that says "May cause permanent weight loss, remove wrinkles, and increase energy."
   
3. Taking shots of Tequila is just another way of saying, "I like where I wake up to always be a surprise."
   
4. "I don`t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others` lives sounds fun!" - How I got out of jury duty
   
5. There are dozens of different flavors of ramen noodles, but they all taste like poverty and loneliness.
   
6. I`m already getting into the Thanksgiving spirit, I`ve given the bird to lots of people today.
   
7. ’twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming ... cuz I went into the wrong house.
   
8. According to my neighbor`s rooster, it`s 5am now. Also according to my neighbor`s rooster, we`re having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow.
   
9. I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."
   
10. Save water- shower with me!
    
11. awkward moment when the dentist is talking to you with his hands on your mouth
    
12. I love the gym this time of year. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.
    
13. There`s nothing a floored gas pedal and cranked music can`t cure.
    
14. United Airlines was just voted number one in Chinese takeout!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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