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1. I`m going to make a bucket list: Things I`m going to do before I kick the bucket. Number 1: WEAR SHOES!!!
   
2. They’re called scents, not flavors, I should not able to taste your perfume or cologne.
   
3. I had to leave the bowling alley right in the middle of the game. I didn`t have time to spare.
   
4. Go through a fast food drive thru. When they repeat your order back to you, say "And can I get that to go?" and enjoy the confused silence.
   
5. Offering a homeless dude $5 from across the street is my version of Frogger.
   
6. I`d rather have my arms fall off than make two trips carrying in groceries.
   
7. Every once in a while I check up on people I hate to make sure I still hate them… I do.
   
8. Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they`re dead
   
9. When Life rains on your parade, get out the Slip-n-Slide.
   
10. Since 4th of July falls on a Wednesday do we drink the weekend before? the weekend after? That Wednesday? The entire week? The entire month? The entire year?
    
11. And all this time I thought a chickpea was when women went to the bathroom in groups.
    
12. Just blew the sugar off my donut… Dieting is hard!
    
13. Lazy Rule#15325434090371466: you`re so lazy you didn`t even finish reading the number.
    
14. Yeah... I may be old... But I`m still hot..... They just come in flashes now!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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