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1. You can`t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that`s kind of the same thing.
   
2. Is glad Christmas is near i sure need new coloring books and crayons ..
   
3. I`m an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want
   
4. So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I’d say it’s been a success.
   
5. When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn`t hire stupid people.
   
6. I can`t believe The Stones are still doing it after all these years. Someday I want to have a marriage like Fred and Wilma.
   
7. If you want a successful relationship, find someone who likes the same thermostat setting that you do.
   
8. How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout “Heroes in a half shell.” 3) When a girl yells back “Turtle Power,” marry her.
   
9. The bears had it right choosing to hibernate all winter.
   
10. Girls are a lot like oceans, beautiful and deep, but once a month, it`s shark week.
    
11. I walked briskly with scissors today. I’m pretty wild.
    
12. I can`t afford to go on vacation these days,so I just drink until I don`t know where the duck I am or how I got there.
    
13. College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
    
14. I`ll never need a shrink as long as my wife keeps pointing out whats wrong with me...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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