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1. Showing cleavage doesn’t fix your face.
   
2. Don`t ask me for advice, my answer is always get them drunk.
   
3. I like to respond to statuses with .. WOW, Someone needs a Happy Meal.
   
4. once a homeless guy said to me `Hey you got a dollar` and I said `wow your absolutely right..with psychic powers like that I`m surprised your still homeless` got in my car and left..
   
5. I met a girl who told me that she broke up with her last boyfriend because he just didn`t work out. Which is when I knew, she wasn`t the one for me, as I hate to work out as well.
   
6. In space they just call it "Jam"
   
7. Don`t be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem.
   
8. If your friends can accurately guess your age, you need to find dumber friends.
   
9. I’m not high maintenance, but rather precious cargo with lavish instruction for upkeep.
   
10. Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
    
11. Last night a movie theatre was robbed of $1000. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal, and a box of milk duds.
    
12. Sometimes entire relationships can only be described as “that weird thing I did for a while.”
    
13. Better late than pregnant.
    
14. How many times do I have to say "excuse me" before "get the f*ck out of my way" becomes acceptable?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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